The Onion’s new parody of Alex Jones’ Infowars starts with $100,000 to Sandy Hook families
The satirical news site The Onion isn’t waiting to take possession of Infowars to launch a parody of Alex Jones ’ conspiracy platform.
Economy
Business
Top-rated analyst sets a jaw-dropping Intel stock price target
Intel spent most of 2023 and 2024 as one of the most beaten-down chip stocks on Wall Street. Frank Lee, an HSBC semiconductor
Business
JPMorgan tweaks gold price target as Fed risks return
Gold prices seemed to be mounting a comeback, but JPMorgan just made the rally harder to trust. Investors expected the shiny yellow metal
Business
Palantir doubles down on national security with Nvidia AI alliance
Palantir Technologies is betting big on a simple idea: The U.S. government should never have to depend on someone else’s AI model to
Business
Apple’s 2027 hardware refresh sends Wall Street a warning
Apple (AAPL) is reportedly prepping for a 2027 hardware push that will go beyond the usual chip refresh. The Cupertino giant is testing
Business
Exxon (XOM) flashes key signals on New Jersey exit
Exxon Mobil (XOM) officially moved its legal home from New Jersey to Texas this week. The move became official on July 1, as
Business
Morgan Stanley’s $20B buyback raises bigger questions
Morgan Stanley raised its quarterly dividend by 15% and reauthorized a $20 billion stock buyback shortly after clearing the Federal Reserve‘s 2026 stress
Investing
Ethereum Poised for Breakout: Targeting $1,856 Next, 3…
Ethereum cryptocurrency can be expected to rise to the next resistance level 1856.00 (target price for the completion of the active minor correction
Investing
US Payroll Softness, Fading Fed Hike Bets, and a Dollar on…
Weaker payrolls fade Fed hike bets, pressuring the Dollar; diverging ECB path and geopolitical risk premiums complicate the moves. A Dovish Repricing of
Crypto
Chainlink (LINK) Weakens: Is a Breakdown Below $6 Imminent?
Chainlink has lost 7%, with its price trading at $9 LINK’s technical charts signal growing bearish momentum. Whales have accumulated around 3.12 million